So we arrived in Prague on Sunday night, used our whopping $10 to buy dinner, had dinner on the hotel roof, then spent Monday wandering around the old square and Mala Strana. One of Pasquale's recommendations was Baracnicka Rychta (Trziste 23, Mala Strana), a small restaurant hidden below the Prague Castle. OK, when he says hidden, he's not kidding. It is up a winding road, and is so quaint. It's also not completely overrun with tourists. But really, the great thing about it was that it was near the American Embassy. OK, the great thing about it was the beer and food, but it just happened to be near the American Embassy, where my uncle Patrick told me you could get a really cool t-shirt. So, we go, we have lunch, and I have a decent salad, and some AWESOME ribs. The beer is pretty darned good too. Decent salad and darned good beer pictured below.
(Thanks to Gina for the photos.) After lunch, we decide against trying to make it up to the castle, and decide to go back down into town again, with a stop at the Embassy for the much hyped t-shirt. So I ask the guards outside if they sell t-shirts. They look at me like I'm a freak. I can't really say I blame them. They're Czech so they tell me to wait there while they go inside and check. They come back out and tell us to come in where we have to go through security. All this for a t-shirt. Well, Sgt. Ferguson of the U.S. Marines helps us out and shows us to their "store." A locked cabinet with coins and polo shirts which they apparently sell as souvenirs at all of the embassies. Hell, I'm already there, I'm buying a shirt. It's not even a cheap shirt, but I get my dad a nice long sleeved polo which he can wear to golf. He can wear it to golf on some American military base as it's got this HUGE marine corps/embassy emblem. Hehehe. Luckily, my dad's not picky. If it's free, it's his favorite.
After that, I think we walked around a bit more, then went back for a nap. Who knows. But definitely, for dinner, we try one of Jenn & Laryna's suggestions: Architektu (Betlemske Nam 5A). It was down in the basement and we had to wait an hour. Of course, we use this hour to down a bottle of wine and some really good baked brie. When we are finally seated, I decide to try and be healthy and order the salmon. Big mistake. I should've gotten what Vuong got. I'm not a big fish eater, I just do eat for health's sake, and the salmon was just way too fishy. I'm left eating 4 asparagus and a glass of wine. Yep, someone was gonna get really buzzed. We ordered dessert and it was excellent. Had something to do with walnuts I think. Gina actually didn't like it, but Vuong and I LOVED it. It was the highlight, I think, of dinner. Afterwards, we stumbled around town a bit more, found the Prague porn store (didn't go inside), and picked up some gelato.
On Tuesday, we spent nearly the entire day wandering around the castle. It's really more like a little town in and of itself. St. Vitus' Cathedral is absolutely beautiful, although I think we were most enthralled by the torture chambers. After all the walking, we had a late lunch at another of Pasquale's recommendations, Palffy Palac (Vladstejska 14, Mala Strana), where according to his note, "Madonna had dinner there when she came to Prague." It is actually a former palace and we sat out on the terrace to enjoy the scenery. We were the only ones there and a had a cute waiter with very blue eyes. He even fought the wasp for us. The meal was very good, we had a prixe fixe that included salad, beef filets, and dessert. I think the most memorable part was the roasted garlic they gave with the bread. So simple and delicious. This is us at the Palffy Palac:

Afterwards, we stopped for some coffee on the way back, then I think we took a nap. Can't be sure really. We had dinner at the Italian restaurant just a few doors down from the hotel (very good minestrone and lasagne by the way) then went to bed as we had to get up and leave early the next morning.
On Wednesday, we departed for Salzburg. Pasquale was kind enough to arrange the transportation and see us off! Considering we didn't even stay at his hotel, I think that was pretty cool. Then at the end, we realized he actually paid for the transportation too. How awesome was that?