STINKER!

OK, so this sounds mean, but it is what it is. Last night I went to spin. You have to get there really early because it fills up fast. I get there nearly 40 minutes before class and stake my claim on a bike in the front. Nobody else has claimed a bike in the first row. I go, do some abs, some arms, and back work outs then come back. I'm sitting on my bike warming up and the person who claimed the bike to my right shows up. OMG. He stank like a fart. And he hadn't even started spinning yet. EEWWWEEE. I'm assuming he'd been working out in the gym prior to, but still... whatever you smell like from working out in the gym, you will be twice as smelly after spin because you just sweat so much. This did not bode well for me.

So we're in there, and I'm desperate trying to ignore it. We're halfway through the class and all of a sudden ... WHOOSH... it smells like someone farted. Holy cow. I'm thinkin, WTH! Then I realize... dude, I think it's Stinky to my right. Now I have to constantly wipe my face to smell my own stinky towel rather than his stinkiness. I'm seriously considering telling him he needs to invest in deodorant more.

Now, in the beginning of class, his wife/girlfriend came in to talk to him, and I kept thinking later, how can she stand it? She must really LOVE him. That and how can she let him continue on as he has? Change his diet, change his soap, make him wax all that body hair off!
OK. I'm done.