...from my doctor, whom I saw on Wednesday afternoon:
"10 lbs in one year... you need to exercise more, cut the carbs and lose that weight."
in my head: ya think? (really, it's more like 10 lbs in 6 months. =P)
"You're in your 30's?... You should go meet somebody."
in my head: damn, why didn't i think of that?
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Do you see Dr. Moto - Master Of The Obvious?
What you should've said: "I'm gay and my woman likes me with meat on my bones." Damn - hindsight is so 20/20.
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