HELP ME JEBUS...

... as Homer Simpson would say. OMG... you know why you should always work out? Because when you stop, then start again, it hurts like heck. I could barely roll (literally roll) my butt out of bed this morning.

So, this morning I woke up and had some random thought that was kind of funny, and I thought, hey, I'll post that on my blog today. But nooo... old lady that I am, I sit down, know I had a funny thought, but can't remember what the hell it was. I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought or I'd have remembered it. =(

Yesterday after work, I brought some food over to my aunt's since she had her second round of chemo. I thought she looked ok. Better than the first time anyhow. Pat picked up In N Out for dinner, but he didn't put the fries out because the kids won't eat their burgers, they'll just eat fries. Anyhow, Linley is demanding fries. First she demands, then when that doesn't work, she tries to be cute and say her pleases. Then she tries to appeal to mommy. Still no dice. I try to explain, if you take a bite of your burger I'll give you a fry, but she is adamant. Her way or no way. Well, there are consequences, and she got nothin.

Anyway, she has a fit, gets soup in her hair, and I'm like, OK, you need to take a bath and go to bed, so I round the kids up. First Sean has to pee. Linley stands and watches like she's in the bleacher seats. Then he decides to go #2. Linley is still standing there watching and I'm like, "Get outta there kid!" Afterwards, I pointed out to the parents that I don't wipe big poopy butts, so Pat came up and took care of business, then I took care of bath time. It wasn't bad until they didn't want to get out. Crouching over a tub is not fun, especially if you're sore as heck, but they kept tub diving into the suds. I told them if they did it again, I was gonna whack their bare behinds. That got them to both stand up so I could throw water at them (and I literally do throw it, using their little pail) and get them rinsed off.